Paperlink Funny Farm All I Need Birthday Card
Paperlink Funny Farm All I Need Birthday Card
This hilarious card from Paperlink is the perfect way to send birthday wishes to friends and family far and wide.
Set against a white background, it features an illustration of two horses drinking tea with a bottle of ‘youth pills’ and two sausage rolls on the table next to them. As they sit, one horse says to the other,
‘As I get older, all I need in life is s Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs…’
The other replies,
‘Yep, life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls!’.
Perfect for celebrating birthdays of all ages, this brilliant card comes with a pale purple envelope for sending and reads ‘Happy Birthday’ inside.
Standard delivery within the UK is charged at a rate of £3.99. Guaranteed, signed-for Courier delivery is available for just £7.99.
|Delivery Class||Delivery Time||Delivery Charge||Orders over £59.99|
|Standard Delivery||2-5 working days
|Premium Delivery||1 - 3 days
|Courier Delivery||Order by 2pm for
Next working day
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Many Personalised gifts are excluded from our Free UK Delivery offer and any limited time delivery offers as they are packaged and dispatched from a separate location. Orders containing some personalised items will incur an additional shipping fee equal to our standard delivery fee as they are despatched from a separate location. Personalised items may take longer than our standard delivery times, and Premium or Courier delivery may not be available. This information will be clearly indicated on the affected items.
£1.99 UK shipping on Carrie Elspeth
Orders containing only Carrie Elspeth jewellery qualify for optional £1.99 UK Delivery. These orders are sent using our Standard UK Delivery method. Please allow up to 5 days for delivery.
£1.99 UK shipping on Greeting Cards
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For international delivery, shipping price varies with spend. Fast, signed-for courier delivery by FedEx is also available to all international destinations.
European delivery is split into two regions - European Union and Rest of Europe. Please see below for full details of country categorisation.
|Order Product Value|
|EU Tracked Airmail
(Inc Switzerland and Norway)
|Non-EU Tracked Airmail
(See below for exclusions)
(EU & Rest of Europe)
|Up to £24.99||£7.99||£14.99||£16.99||£22.99|
|£25-£49.99||Not Available||Not Available||£27.99|
|£100 - £199.99||Not Available||£34.99|
For delivery purposes, the European Union region includes the following 27 EU member states and Monaco:
Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden
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Bosnia and Herzegovina, Macedonia, Montenegro
Our North America delivery region includes the United States of America and Canada
|Order Product Value||Tracked Airmail||FedEx Standard||FedEx Priority|
|up to £24.99||£9.99||£18.99||£19.99|
|£25 - £49.99||Not Available||£20.99||£22.99|
|£50 - £99.99||£23.99||£26.99|
Rest of WorldOur rest of world delivery region includes the continents of Asia, South America, Australia/Oceania & Africa
|Order Product Value||Tracked Airmail
* Please see below for list of allowed countries
|up to £24.99||£14.99||£34.99|
|£25 - £49.99||Not Available||£39.99|
|£50 - £99.99||£44.99|
Aland Islands, Argentina, Australia, Barbados, Belize, Brazil, Cambodia, Cameroon, Canary Islands, Cayman Islands, Cook Islands, Ecuador, Georgia, Hong Kong, Israel, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Lebanon, Malaysia, New Zealand, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, Tonga, Trinidad & Tobago, Turkey, Uganda, United Arab Emirates, Vanuatu, Vietnam
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Should you choose not to pay that surcharge we will refund your payment in full and cancel your order. Should we receive no reply to this request we will hold your order for seven days and then refund your payment in full and cancel your order.
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- If you need a replacement or refund
- The reason for the return
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Returns of Personalised Gifts
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