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Transomnia Set Of 4 Drunk Definition Coasters

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Set Of 4 Drunk Definition Coasters

We’ve all been there, the big nights out, the one too many drinks consumed and the consequences met after what was supposedly a good idea at first … This collection of Drunk Definition wooden coasters from Transomnia are the perfect way to remind yourself of those consequences and the state that gets you there in a humours fashion.

Each coaster describes Sober, Tipsy, Drunk and Paralytic in the most humorous of ways reaching the following;

 

Sober’

‘Sober, Adj. Possessed of an’

‘Iron will, but often lacking’

‘A sense of humour. Can be’

‘Helpful with the washing up’

‘Finding CDs and offering’

‘Lifts home. Probably in need’

‘Of a stiff drink!

 

Tipsy’

‘Tipsy, Adj. The usual signs are’

‘A flushed face, a silly grin,’

‘A loud voice and a profound’

‘Love for all mankind. The’

‘Sufferer is incredibly deep,’

‘Intelligent and insightful, but’

‘Prone to giggle’

 

 ‘Drunk’

‘Drunk, adj. Suffering from’

‘Vision, hearing and speech’

‘Impairment with an insatiable’

‘Appetite for kebabs. Will shag’

‘Almost anything that moves.’

‘Possessing an illogical belief’

‘That he/she is gorgeous despite’

‘Dribbling and slobbering.’

 

‘Paralytic

Paralytic, Adj. Invincible but’

‘Incapable. Suffering from’

‘Extreme loss of balance co-‘

‘Ordination and sex appeal’

‘Liable to sleep anywhere’

‘Babbling incoherently with’

‘Loss of most bodily functions’


Each coaster features on of the above definitions on a wooden square coaster with a strong black font against a white background. The level of readability of each coasters text differs the further along the drinking scale! Each coaster is steadied with foam feet to ensure any surface they come in contact with is kept damage free.

 Why not stay true to the inevitable ending of a parties end and decorate your home with coasters that spell it out for you with this Set Of 4 Drunk Definition Coasters from Transomnia, the perfect gift to grace any living room, kitchen or dining room that serves those who have enjoyed regretted the idea of going out with their friends!




Additional Information

Brand Transomnia
Product Coaster
Material Wood
Colour Black, White
Width (cm) 10
Depth (cm) 10
Special Features Boxed

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Transomnia

Wide-ranging, hand-made, much-loved... Transomnia is all of these and more, providing us with those little gifts that bring a touch of character and personality to any home. 

The idea was born in India, 1979, when a travelling Shane O’Mahony hit upon an idea. He began importing local gifts to the UK, and thus Transomnia’s affinity with hand-crafted giftware began. For the last thirty years (and more) Shane has been travelling regularly to small villages and towns throughout Asia, seeking out hidden treasures to bring back to England.

Throughout that time, Shane and his colleagues have stuck steadfastly to the principles they started with. They believe in building long-term, mutually beneficial relationships with the craftsmen and craftswomen with whom they work; indeed, they are currently buying products from a young man in Kashmir who is the son of Shane's very first supplier in 1979.

As a result, Transomnia's products are different – and special. Almost all of them are hand-made or hand-finished, and they combine the inspiration of the company's talented young designers with the traditional craft skills of artisans from all over Asia. The company have now moved to a bigger premises near Tunbridge Wells, Kent, and although the building may be thousands of miles away from India 1979, the same spirit lives on. We think you'll love them.

We're also extremely proud that TemptationGifts is Transomnia's Recommended Online Retailer, so you can be sure you're in the best hands possible! To read more about our partnership with them, click here.