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Edward Monkton The Lobster of Loveliness 2017 Slim Diary

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Edward Monkton The Lobster of Loveliness 2017 Slim Diary

Keep your daily life organised throughout 2017 with this fun and colourful slim diary from Edward Monkton.

Featuring the Lobster of Loveliness design on the front cover with the text; May the lobster of loveliness always swim beside you through the ever flowing waters of your live, the diary runs from January 2017 - December 2017 and runs week-by-week. This handy pocket sized diary comes with a yearly overview of both 2017 and 2018, along with space for personal details, telephone and address contacts, notes and important dates to remember.

Interspersed amongst the weeks are various well know Edward Monkton designs including Groove Bunny and The Secret of Happiness.

The diary comes with a handy little black ribbon book mark to keep you in the right place according to the day of the month, making it the perfect addition to any handbag.

Additional Information

Brand Edward Monkton
Product Diary
Material Paper
Colour Red, White
Length (cm) 16.5
Width (cm) 9
Depth (cm) 1

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Edward Monkton

Poet, artist, philosopher and general interesting fellow, we’re pretty big fans of Edward Monkton.

From humble beginnings on a few greetings cards, Edward Monkton designs can now be found on everything from mugs and keyrings to phone charms, cuddly toys and even underwear!

Created by Giles Andreae, Edward Monkton is one of those peculiarly loveable characters who is instantly recognisable, despite the fact that Monkton himself doesn’t often appear on the designs. Instead, we are treated to his Interesting Thoughts that meander between the whimsical, the truthful, and the outright hilarious.

His creations include the Penguin of Death, the Pig of Happiness and the Teapot of Destiny, and the distinctive illustrations are always accompanied by a funny thought or poem. Invest in a couple of products and we’re certain you’ll soon be seeing things the Monkton way too!