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Paperlink Colourful Mind Stoned Olives Greetings Card

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ECF018 5018930336187 ECF018 Paperlink 17.8000 12.8000
£1.99 1.99

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Paperlink Colourful Mind Stoned Olives Greetings Card

Make someone laugh with this humorous card from the Paperlink A Colourful Mind series.  The cartoon image depicts a jar labelled ‘Stoned Olives’. Only two olives are left at the bottom of the jar, both with ‘spaced out’ expressions on their green faces. One olive comments:

It totally makes sense that aliens built the pyramids.

The other replies:

Totally. Man I could eat a Toblerone.

The card is left blank inside for your own comment and measures 12.8cm x 17.8cm. It comes with a brown envelope.


Paperlink is one of the greeting cards industry market leaders, specializing in contemporary and humorous cards. Founded in 1985, the Paperlink collection encompasses all occasions and the designs include beautiful imagery, funny cartoons and witty typography - a card for everyone!

Will McPhail: A Colourful Mind

Young Cartoonist of the Year 2013 Will McPhail has joined forces with Paperlink to produce a new series of greetings cards under the title ‘A Colourful Mind’. Will’s beautifully observed watercolour style combined with pithy observations of modern life make his cards an amusing and welcome addition to the Paperlink range.

Additional Information

Brand Paperlink
Product Greeting Card
Material Card
Height (cm) 17.80
Width (cm) 12.80

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